The Old Woman With No Cat

comic image old woman holding silver spoon with black cat looking at her

The Old Woman and Cat-Alchemy

the cat stands on its hind legs at dawn,
paws deep in the flour bin,
whisking chaos into a sort-of roux,

“observe,” it intones,
as three eggshells levitate
and the toaster hums.

the old woman watches,
arms crossed,
coffee steaming a fog:
“that’s not how physics works,” she says.

the cat flicks its tail,
a spatula, somehow —
and flips a pancake upside-down
and into another dimension.

the crow, sniffs:
“this maple smells of purgatory.”

by noon, the kitchen is a temple
of improbable scents:

burnt sugar saints,
a soup that might be time travel,
and a ghost of truth serum.

the old woman sighs,
stirs the cauldron with a twig,
“okay, fine. you’re a wizard.
now clean up your portals, cat.”


The entire series is available to read here: The Old Woman With No Cat.

(some) images created with Midjourney; all writing is authentically my own original work.©Misky 2006-2026.

18 responses to “The Old Woman With No Cat”

  1. That cat needs some Italian …..

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    1. …poor cat doesn’t know what’s sniffing the other side of the fence. (😂)

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  2. You have taken this relationship to new dimensions, Marilyn, ever with the same aslant eye and voice…

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    1. Glad you’re having fun with these, Andrew. (😂)

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  3. Magic between every line, M! Wonderful!

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    1. Thank you, Tom!

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  4. Ho ho… love it, of course. That Cat!!

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    1. And such a mess in the old woman’s kitchen!

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    1. Thank you so much, Violet!

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  5. Another delightful poem in this series, Misky. ❤

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    1. Thank you so much, Pamela.

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  6. What’s cooking? The cat. Tail a-twitchin’!

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    1. He claims it’s pancakes but I’m skeptical. 😂

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  7. chaos in the morning! the start of a good (if not to some, intimidating) day.

    fun (knock on door: ‘We have a delivery of (one) raven and accessorized writing desk!’ lol)

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    1. Nothing quite so energising as a bit of chaos and coffee in the morning.

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  8. If the cat knew it had to clean up after itself, it wouldn’t have made a mess. But then there wouldn’t be this interesting poem!

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    1. This particular cat, completely fictitious, wouldn’t dream of stooping to such a thing as cleaning up! He may’ve met his match tomorrow though.

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