The Old Woman With No Cat

comic image old woman holding silver spoon with black cat looking at her

The Old Woman and Cat-Alchemy

the cat stands on its hind legs at dawn,
paws deep in the flour bin,
whisking chaos into a sort-of roux,

“observe,” it intones,
as three eggshells levitate
and the toaster hums.

the old woman watches,
arms crossed,
coffee steaming a fog:
“that’s not how physics works,” she says.

the cat flicks its tail,
a spatula, somehow —
and flips a pancake upside-down
and into another dimension.

the crow, sniffs:
“this maple smells of purgatory.”

by noon, the kitchen is a temple
of improbable scents:

burnt sugar saints,
a soup that might be time travel,
and a ghost of truth serum.

the old woman sighs,
stirs the cauldron with a twig,
“okay, fine. you’re a wizard.
now clean up your portals, cat.”


The entire series is available to read here: The Old Woman With No Cat.

(some) images created with Midjourney; all writing is authentically my own original work.©Misky 2006-2026.

2 responses to “The Old Woman With No Cat”

  1. That cat needs some Italian …..

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  2. You have taken this relationship to new dimensions, Marilyn, ever with the same aslant eye and voice…

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