The Old Woman With No Cat

cat looking at a cloud that's blocking the sun

The Cat and the Cloud
(Or: A Feline Declaration of War on Weather)

The cat lies sprawled in his sunbeam,
belly up,
eyes half-closed,

when a cloud drifts lazily across the sky
and steals his light.

He blinks.
Warmth gone.
Shadow.
Cold.
The impertinence of it.

He sits up,
ears flat,
tail bristling.

β€œOld Woman,” he hisses,
β€œthat cloud is messing
with my sunny spot.
My carefully curated
afternoon nap.”

She glances up
from matching pairs of socks.
β€œIt’s just a cloud, cat.
It’ll move.”

β€œNot fast enough.
Not remorsefully enough.
Not with the proper respect
for my sovereignty.”

He leaps to the windowsill,
presses a paw to the glass,
and swats at the sky.

The cloud does not flinch.

β€œDid you see that?
Nothing but defiance.
Atmospheric hubris.”

He tries again.
A second swat,
more dramatic
than the last.

β€œYou think you’re above me?” he yowls.
β€œYou think you can drift
as you please?

The cloud drifts slower,
as if taunting him.

The cat pauses,
panting,

β€œFine.
You want a war?
You’ve got one.

The Old Woman hides a smile.
β€œYou know it’ll be dark soon …”

The cat doesn’t look away.
β€œThen I shall glare in the dark.
The principle remains.”

The old woman watches the clouds gathering,
and thinks it’s like watching a puzzle come together.


The entire series is available to read here: The Old Woman With No Cat. Some images created with Midjourney; all writing is my own original work.Β©Misky 2006-2026.

4 responses to “The Old Woman With No Cat”

  1. Totally catcynical! πŸ™‚

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    1. πŸ˜‚ Totally! πŸˆβ€β¬›

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  2. My word… that CAT!!
    (naughty clouds, said Luna, glaring a bitπŸˆβ€β¬›)

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    1. Naughty clouds and naughty cat (though not Luna, of course).

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