The Old Woman With No Cat

ai art. cat wearing an eye mask as disguised cat burglar standing in the garden at night with speech bubble reading "The Old Woman With No Cat"

The Heron in the Birdbath
(An Almost Diplomatic Incident)

The heron has arrived.
A tall, grey-blue silence
standing knee-deep in the birdbath…

like a librarian who’s forgotten
why she entered the reading room.

THE OLD WOMAN’S VIEW:
“How majestic. How serene.
A living sculpture,
a breath of wild
in our overgrown garden.”
She reaches for her sketchpad,
her tea going cold.

THE CAT’S VIEW (from under the hydrangea):
“That is not a bird.
That is a stick with ambition.
And it is in my bowl.

The heron tilts its head,
one golden eye fixed on the cat.
It does not blink.
It does not flinch.
It simply … exists,
with the quiet confidence
of something that eats fish
for breakfast.

The cat’s tail puffs.
“It’s judging me.
I can feel it.
Also — why are its legs
so long?
Unnecessary.
Show-off.”

The Old Woman sighs.
“It’s a heron, not a critic.
And it’s not your bowl.
It’s the birds’ bowl.”

“Everything is my bowl,”
the cat corrects her.
“I allow others to use it.
This one…
has overstayed.”

Just then,
the heron unfolds its wings,
slow, vast, like two grey sunsets,
and lifts into the air without a sound.
A single drop of water falls
from its foot
directly onto the cat’s nose.

The cat freezes.
“…Did it just…
bless me?
Or insult me?”

The Old Woman hides a smile.
“Maybe both.”


The entire series is available to read here: The Old Woman With No Cat.

(some) images created with Midjourney; all writing is authentically my own original work.©Misky 2006-2026.

25 responses to “The Old Woman With No Cat”

  1. You remind me of when I kept hens.
    The cats would stare and think “prey”.
    The hens, twice the size of the cats, would think, “come on, then”.
    They never did.

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  2. Renata Hartsong avatar
    Renata Hartsong

    Oh gosh, I’m laughing out loud at every exchange…quietly, because it’s nearly 2am and my neighbor with the 2 darling cats (my “nieces”) is trying to sleep! I will send this link to her, as she is enjoying your wonderful posts.

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    1. Aah, perhaps it is your neighbour who’s the anonymous reader who leaves lovely comments. I’m glad that you both enjoy these.

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      1. Renata Hartsong avatar
        Renata Hartsong

        Oh, I confess: I have 2 blogs currently (don’t ask why). So I’m renata and cale, and the real me, Leslie. My neighbor wouldn’t be leaving comments…she doesn’t blog, that’s why I make sure she keeps up with your “Old Woman With No Cat”, via links in her email. They’re one of my very fave post series…you’ve a brilliant gift for dry humor thru that cat!!😁🤗

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        1. There are hundreds of this series. The early ones centred more on the old woman whose world view is oddly philosophical, mystical, and off-the-wall, and who seems to be either in her garden or the kitchen all the time (which I am also). Later ones focus more on the cat. Having said that, I am not a cat loving person; they dig up my garden, uproot my begonias, and poop and pee everywhere. 😂

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          1. Renata Hartsong avatar
            Renata Hartsong

            Oh my goodnes, now I’m laughing my head off–that you’re not really a “cat loving person”, hahahahaha! So, are All the earlier episodes on the blog? I could catch up on them–before you do the book I’m hoping for!

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            1. All of them here if you click this link: https://misky.uk/category/the-old-woman-with-no-cat/

              However, WordPress sorts these from most recent to oldest, and I’ve never figured out how to sort the opposite direction. Publication order shouldn’t matter though because each one is a separate … calamity … erm, story.

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              1. Renata Hartsong avatar
                Renata Hartsong

                A million thank you’s Misky–I’ve bookmarked the link so I can feast whenver I need a break!! Doesn’t matter what the order is to me, so no worries. God bless you, you’re such a gift!!!

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        2. Hello Renata, I was wondering where Cale had gone 😁

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          1. Renata Hartsong avatar
            Renata Hartsong

            😁

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  3. Renata Hartsong avatar
    Renata Hartsong

    PS… I’m wondering if you might be planning to make this series a book we could purchase, Misky?

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    1. You’re not the first to ask that question. So here’s a question for you: If I did, what price would you consider reasonable and affordable?

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      1. Renata Hartsong avatar
        Renata Hartsong

        Gosh, I don’t know, Misky…I don’t buy many books, but yours would make great gifts for 2 of my friends at Christmas…so I would be more apt to just “go for it” and ignore my budget. That’s 2 books I want to buy😊

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        1. Hmmm. I’ll give it thought — for the future. Maybe next year.

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          1. Renata Hartsong avatar
            Renata Hartsong

            Sounds good to me!

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  4. Maybe both 😂😂

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  5. Such fun again, love the cat and her. Also, what an excellent idea – a whole book about those two (and a few extras). I would buy that! Plus Luna agrees (will of course). 🐈‍⬛

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    1. It looks like I might have another winter project. 😂

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  6. A perfect interaction! I really enjoyed this episode.

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  7. Loving the dialogue and the varied POV –all true, I might add–and the image of the heron as a librarian in a blue cardigan, small silver-wire specs on the end of her nose!

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    1. Ah yes, the librarian. That came from me walking into the kitchen to get something, standing there like a silly goose because I couldn’t remember why or what I wanted in the kitchen, and then ….AH YES!!! I REMEMBER NOW. Peder tells me it’s because I have too many big things on my mind at once, and that there’s only room for wee small things.

      I immediately forgot that he said that. (laughing)

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