The Old Woman With No Cat

cat pointing at sardine tins

The St Malo Sardine Incident
(Or: A Feline Foreign Policy)

The Old Woman stands at the counter in St. Malo,
a case of sardines in lemony oil
tucked under her arm,
her wallet slightly lighter,
her heart slightly french.

The shopkeeper smiles.
“A good choice, madame. For a special occasion?”

She thinks of the cat,
not hers, never hers,
waiting on the windowsill,
tail curled in anticipation,
perhaps already judging her for not buying more.

“May I have one more case, please?”
The shopkeeper blinks.

“For a very special occasion?”

She nods, solemn,
“For a creature who believes
French sardines are superior
to all others.
And who will know if I bring one case
instead of two.”

She pockets the receipt,
then remembers …
a pause,
a smile,
a quiet surrender.

“…Actually, make it three.”

Because some battles are not worth winning.
And some cats are worth crossing the Channel for.


Later, at home,
the cat sniffs the cases suspiciously —
then purrs,
a low, rumbling approval.

“Lemony,” he murmurs.
“French.
Proper.
Acceptable.
You may stay, Old Woman.”

He doesn’t mention the third case.
But he notices.
Cats always do.

The entire series is available to read here: The Old Woman With No Cat. Some images created with Midjourney; all writing is authentically my own original work.©Misky 2006-2026.

14 responses to “The Old Woman With No Cat”

  1. A cat with an eclectic taste… maybe she needs some Brexit up her fur!

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    1. That reminder is everywhere at the moment, seeing as Farage’s party swept aside more than half of Labour’s locally elected politicians. Fog is rolling into the Channel again.

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  2. Ohh, and ohh… sardines again, and delightful (me and her) – say Luna… yes, and please! 🐈‍⬛

    Fab, fab song too. V French!

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  3. Renata Hartsong avatar
    Renata Hartsong

    Wonderful post!

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    1. 🐈‍⬛ Thank you!

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      1. Renata Hartsong avatar
        Renata Hartsong

        😊

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  4. I am still smiling, wryly, over here in Canada, Misk!
    What a great poem for a great cat, I’m sure.

    Thanks for the music clip. I have not heard her for a long time. Her voice was so strong. I always liked when she did songs from Piaf.

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    1. Amazing voice, I agree. ❤️

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  5. What we won’t do for that rolling rumble, the warmth against our neck and cheek as they sling a paw over our shoulder and consent to let us participate in staring out the window with them!

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    1. I don’t have a cat, but I’m familiar with that rolling rumble, Liz.. I think it’s called ‘husband snoring’.

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