The Old Woman With No Cat

cartoon of cat sitting on the stove in a kitchen

Where is the Old Woman?”

…the cat demands,
pacing the length of the kitchen,
tail held high like a sceptre of injustice.

“She is late.
My bowl is half-empty.
My sunbeam is un-warmed.
This is negligence.”

The crow, from the fence, offers:
“Perhaps she’s writing poetry?”
The cat scoffs.
“Poetry doesn’t fill stomachs.”

“No shit!” agrees the robin.

Just then—
the back door opens.
There she stands,
holding a sprig of lavender,
a new tin of sardines,
and that quiet smile,
“I was never far, my little tyrant.”

The cat freezes mid-complaint,
then saunters over as if he hadn’t noticed her absence at all.

“You are here,” he says,
rubbing against her ankle.
“Good.
Now …
about my stomach…”


The entire series is available to read here: The Old Woman With No Cat.

(some) images created with Midjourney; all writing is authentically my own original work.©Misky 2006-2026.

8 responses to “The Old Woman With No Cat”

  1. Hahahaha 😆 l love this!!!

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  2. That fab cat! It is all true… they are little tyrants aren’t they?
    Yes, that means Luna too (defo) 🐈‍⬛

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    1. Last night, I pulled the roller blinds down on the patio doors, and sitting on the garden step in the dark was an absolutely humungous cat (white and black) staring at me. We stared at each other for a while, I whispered ‘go home’, my husband asked who I was talking to, and so I pointed at the cat, who on seeing my husband, leapt up and over the fence, which is taller than me. ‘That was a fox,’ he said — ‘No, that was cat,’ I said.

      Biggest darned cat I’ve ever seen. I was, in fact, the size of a red fox.

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        1. My thought exactly. I’m still processing it. Darnedest thing I’ve seen in a long time.

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  3. I love that cat…

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    1. He is a bit of a character! 😂

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