The Old Woman With No Cat

ai art. cat wearing an eye mask as disguised car burglar standing in the garden at night with speech bubble reading "The Old Woman With No Cat"

The First Crocus (Or: How to Philosophise a Flower)

The Old Woman kneels in the still-cold soil,
points to a brave spear of yellow
poking through frost and forgotten leaves,
“Look,” she whispers.
“Spring.”

The cat pads over,
sniffs delicately …
then draws back as if offended by hope.

“Hmm.
A small, yellow invader.
Uninvited.
Asserting itself.”

She smiles.
“It’s a flower, not a rival.”

“Everything that grows without my permission
is a rival,” he corrects.
“But fine.
Explain its purpose.”

“Beauty.
Joy.
A promise of warmth.”

He flicks his tail.
“I provide beauty.
I bring joy,
when I allow it.
And I am already warm.

This ‘spring’ is redundant.”

He sits,
wrapping his tail around his toes,
and gazes at the crocus
as if it’s a puzzle he hasn’t decided
whether to solve or swat.

“Still,” he murmurs, almost to himself,
“it is rather… bright.
And it came back all on its own.
That’s…
moderately impressive.”

Then he leans forward
and gently,
ever so gently,
boops the blossom with his nose —
before pretending he was just
checking for bees.


The entire series is available to read here: The Old Woman With No Cat.

Not all images are created with Midjourney, but all writing is my own original work. ©Misky 2006-2026.

5 responses to “The Old Woman With No Cat”

  1. Now play for your cat the intermezzo from Mascagni’s Cavaleria Rusticana.

    The flower made a dent on cat’s armor.

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    1. The cat removes the earbud from its right ear, admits to near perfection of music, and quips, “The Old Woman says that music is born in me — something about catgut.”

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  2. A Sunday choice of music.

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  3. ‘Now there’s a rather interesting thought,’ said another cat. 🐈‍⬛
    While the hooman was reading something sweet, next to her.

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    1. Isn’t it just!

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