The Old Woman With No Cat

cat in the sunshine

The Cat’s Koan
(Or: The Sound of One Paw Clapping)

The Old Woman
is reading a book of Zen poetry.
The cat
has claimed the sunbeam
that crosses the page,
and with it, her attention.

“I have a koan,” he purrs,
without opening his eyes.
“What is the sound…
of one hand clapping?”

She looks at him over her glasses.
“You don’t have hands.”

“Exactly,” he says,
as if she’s finally grasped the point.
“So already, I am enlightened.
No hands,
no clapping,
no problem.”

He rolls onto his back,
“But listen,” he whispers,
ear tufts twitching toward the silent room.

“Hear it?
The sound of no sound.
The clap of no expectation.
The applause of the universe…
for my brilliance.”

She reaches down
and scritches between his ears.
He purrs. A low, rumbling vibration
that fills the quiet like an answer
no one thought to question.

“That,” she says softly,
“is the sound of one cat content.”

He cracks one eye open.
“Close.
But it’s actually the sound
of you realising
I deserve an extra tuna.”


The entire series is available to read here: The Old Woman With No Cat.

Artwork is created using Midjourney AI, Imagery and poems/prose ©Misky 2006-2026.

6 responses to “The Old Woman With No Cat”

  1. Out of the window
    I saw two dogs
    trotting down the street.
    Turning to my cat I said,
    “that my friend, is a paradox.”

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    1. That joke was a bit cat-astrophic, don’t you think? I’m feline like you could do better.” 😂😂

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      1. I’ll have to check my catalogue and see what’s lion about

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        1. 😂😂 pair of dogs indeed.

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  2. All good, as always, but that last line – pure brilliance (said Luna)
    Plus, tuna too (for me)

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    1. 😂 which reminds me: add tuna to shopping list.

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