The Old Woman With No Cat

ai art. cat wearing an eye mask as disguised car burglar standing in the garden at night with speech bubble reading "The Old Woman With No Cat"

The Old Woman Considers Ownership

The Old Woman watches the cat
— that cat, the one who paces
her kitchen like a landlord
collecting rent in broken sleep
and half-remembered dreams —

and she says, soft as dust:
“Perhaps you are mine,
in the way the wind owns the sigh,
or the crow owns that stolen spoon
he buried near the mugwort.”

The cat stops mid-pace.
“HERESY,” it scowls,
tail twitching like a metronome.
“I am nobody’s!
I am an agent
of chaos
and selective affection!
I allow you this kitchen!
I permit you that garden!
I tolerate….”

but then —
the Old Woman opens the fridge.

The cat hears the click,
the hiss of light,
the promise of something
cold and delicious —

and its principles dissolve.

“…Unless,” it amends,
“you have double cream.
Or French sardines.
Or that pâté
from last Thursday.
Then perhaps
we can negotiate
a temporary
non-exclusive
cohabitation agreement.”

The Old Woman smiles.
She knows—
some treaties are written
not in ink,
but in the language
of open cupboard doors
and shared silence
and one unspoken truth:

You never really own a cat.
You just learn the words
to its favourite song.


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16 responses to “The Old Woman With No Cat”

  1. I knew it! You are a cat-woman after all! 😆
    (Sassy soundtrack)

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    1. 😂 The old woman never turns away any animal, bird, insect, plant, worn-out shoe, or snail (humans are questionable), but at heart — she’s a dog person.

      Ah yes, Riff Kitten. I have a Riff Kitten playlist for polishing windows. It’s like doing the Charleston — with your hands.

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  2. Yay 😀 Have been wondering if the old woman with no cat would be back

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    1. She’s been distracted, but she’s back. Maybe a Sunday feature?

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      1. That would be lovely 😀

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  3. Absolutely brilliant (said my cat). 🐈‍⬛

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    1. 🥰 Thanks to the cat. See you next Sunday. 🐈‍⬛

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  4. LOL! Dogs look up to us, Cats look down on us but Pigs is equal… Marilyn, you must consider publishing these cat poems (the illustrations are already done!)

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    1. Maybe one day. ❤️

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  5. Nice to see the old woman and the (not) her cat make an appearance! The song I could picture a cat singing! hehehe

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    1. It’s such a fun song! Glad you enjoyed it.

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  6. Agent of chaos and selective attention

    Yes, that’s a cat, all right!🐈‍⬛💀❤️

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    1. As I have no cat, I just make this stuff up. 🤣

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    1. Thank you! ❤️

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