29.04: The Old Woman With No Cat

cartoon drawing of a cat in a garden of flowers with a speech bubble reading "The Old Woman Without a Cat"

The Old Woman and the Milk’s Mortality Crisis

the cat paces before the fridge
like a wee, furry coroner,
one paw pressed to the milk bottle’s pulse.

“it’s clinging to life,” purrs the cat.
“one more dawn, maybe two.”
the old woman peers at the use-by date—
smudged, dubious,
possibly written in invisible ink.

“it’s fine,” she declares.
“time is a construct.
also, you’re lactose intolerant.”

the cat sniffs,
and solemnly suggests medical malpractice.

“heroic measures are needed—
namely, my bowl.”


by noon, the milk has legendary status.
the robin hums nearer, my god, to thee,
and the old woman pours it into her coffee anyway.

“mortality,” she toasts,
“is just a use-by for the disenchanted.”

the cat agrees.


Written for PAD Day 29 “The End Is Nearing”. Some artwork is created using Midjourney AI, and is identified as such in the ALT text or captioned. Images are copyright and not to used without permission, which I willingly give when asked, and when not for commercial use. Imagery and poems/prose ©Misky 2006-2025.

6 responses to “29.04: The Old Woman With No Cat”

    1. It is a landscape, more vast than ones eyes can consume … that’s what this music is. Thank you.

      Liked by 1 person

  1. I love the definition you offer for mortality- I think I will use it in conversation should I ever get the chance.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Just throw it out there into the open, and shout “fore!”

      Liked by 1 person

  2. Ha ha, another good one.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Thank you, Chris!

      Liked by 1 person

Your comments are always welcome