13.04: The Old Woman With No Cat

cartoon drawing of a cat in a garden of flowers with a speech bubble reading "The Old Woman Without a Cat"

Old Woman Explains “Full” to the Cat

The cat parades in,
feathers stuck to its grin like party confetti,
the robin’s tail dangling
like an unpunctuated sentence.

Drop it, says the old woman.
The cat blinks, Make me.

So she tries philosophy:
“Full is when your belly is a bowl,
and your soul stops licking the spoon.”

The cat licks a paw,
unconvinced.

She tries physics:
Full is the bowl with no bottom,
the hole that outgrows its hunger.

The cat flicks an ear—
Your metaphors need work.

She tries bribery:
Full is the sound
of the tuna can opening
in the next life.


The cat hesitates.

Finally, she opens her hands—
empty as the neighbour’s birdbath,
or the space between mine and enough.
The robin thumps to the floor,
a rumpled semicolon.

The cat sighs, Fine.
But only because you’re bad at stories.
It stalks off to nap
in the sun’s golden lap,
where full is a temporary condition
and all debts are paid in fur.


Written for PAD (poem-a-day challenge) Day 13 (Full ___). This is an experiment in the style of The Dead Man poems by Marvin Bell. Some artwork is created using Midjourney AI, and is identified as such in the ALT text or captioned. Images are copyright and not to used without permission, which I willingly give when asked, and when not for commercial use. Imagery and poems/prose ©Misky 2006-2025.

19 responses to “13.04: The Old Woman With No Cat”

  1. It is official… I fn don’t like cats. 😆
    I’m off to play some blues

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    1. (nodding head) which is why the old woman has no cat – even though her garden is often bouncing with them. 😂

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    2. Listening… damn good choice!

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      1. Erick is not only an amazing guitar player but he is giving the Hammond organ a run for its money!

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  2. Very cleverly done! Loved it.

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    1. The old woman has more than one story in her. 😂

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      1. I’m anxious to hear it.

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  3. Ahhhh, …these cats with c-attitude, … loved it, …💫💙💫

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  4. Love this one Misky! A good morning laugh.

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    1. Excellent! A morning laugh is always good!

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  5. oh I love this!! Cats!! What a gorgeous poem showing such humour and tragedy all at once.

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    1. 🥰 All we need now is your bastard mink!

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  6. We had a cat once who’d growl at us if we attempted to take its prey.

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    1. Darned cats who think they’re dogs!!

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      1. I told my daughter’s dog that the only thing wrong with him was that he didn’t purr!

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  7. Ahh yes, wonderful cats!

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    1. It’s quite a menagerie, that’s for sure!

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