0306: Slightly Dangerous

a shopping trolley in an empty carpark

(an off-piste Everywhere Poem gone for Six)

“How is it in there?” asks a man.

“In a word, chaos,” I tell him,
“but worth it; the olive oil is half price,”

and I close the boot of my car
while his wife claims my empty trolley.

I hate this place
but always return,
navigating the demonic rituals
of warehouse shopping:

hotdogs,
infinity cola,
endless refills for £1.50,

and the inevitable squirt of ketchup
down someone’s shirt.

Mmmm …warm cookies,
burnt sugar, and tyres —
they all smell strangely alike.

A young man carrying a hotdog
studies a stack of rubber
as if considering a major life decision.

“Yes, absolute demonic chaos,” I say again,
looking up at the table-flat clouds,

“smells like rain,
don’t you think?”


Written for Denise’s Six Sentence Story, including the prompt word ‘table’.  Some images created with Midjourney; all writing is authentically my own original work.©Misky 2006-2026.

28 responses to “0306: Slightly Dangerous”

  1. This setting begs for magic trick installation… imagine the trolley returning at its original position.
    ” It’s possessed!” 🤣

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    1. Look at this ingenious little buggy! I want one! It even tells you in which aisle the wasabi paste is! 😂

      https://youtu.be/ldKf6b8NyBk?si=y0Uxht4blrdsqN6L

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  2. I can honestly say I have not been in a big box store since 2013- I hate shopping!

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    1. I hate shoppers who hang on their trolley and shuffle along as if they’re moving a boulder down the middle of the aisle so that everyone queues behind them. I am a make-a-list go-in and bloody-well-get-out-fast type of shopper.

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  3. I venture into the Big Box hardware, handy person, rows of gardening essenti stores, only.

    But I miss that glorious scent of tiny, old-school hardware store with a century’s worth of oil, fertilizer, cardboard box going to shreds, cool and sharp nails of all sizes, and an a.m. radio on a shelf right next to the box fan wedged in a half open window, whirling in the damp of coppery sand, pine, and last night’s fireworks…

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    1. (huge smile) I remember that shop.

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  4. Can you say “Fun”! 😆 Perfect song/vid, Misky!

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    1. Thank you, and oh yes, FUN! 😂

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  5. will always choose smaller, local over corporate when it comes to hardware stores.

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    1. The French used to refer to England as a nation of shopkeepers. Not so much anymore, however I’m in the suburbs and we still have an ironmonger and blacksmith in the village.

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  6. The big warehouses are just too much sometimes, but when my boss sends me for her stuff, I go.

    We have a couple of very good hardware stores which are real, proper hardware stores, smelling right and with people who know what tools you will need for your job and will give you instructions and tips.

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    1. That sort of hardware store is priceless in my opinion — just a wealth of knowledge behind those shelves.

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  7. for some reason it reminds me of one particular store closing for construction here in Estonia, the things went on sale and on the first day of opening on said sale there were people lined up and it was absolute hell. I went in the evening and there was absolutely nothing to buy anymore…

    the smell was even the same.

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    1. That’s the stuff of nightmares! 😂

      And isn’t it funny how a scent can bring back memories! So interesting.

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  8. Ugh, I hate big shopping places… loathe them. Great song though! (smiling again)

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    1. They rank right up there with going to the dentist, although my dentist is lovely. We share an enthusiasm for cars, so he talks and I listen with my mouth open.

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  9. One needs to pop the balloon (somehow) on that “absolute demonic chaos”.

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    1. It was like pushing your way through a Christmas crowd. Just insane.

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  10. Misky a great slice-of-life poem – taking something incredibly mundane and elevating it into a witty dystopian ritual I love it – although I don’t love massive hyperstores. PS love the Tslking Hesds track 🙌

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    1. Thank you! I’m delighted that you enjoyed it.

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  11. funny how we all like hot dogs at those places… almost like a baseball game… loved the empty shopping cart… always always take it to the cart collection… didn’t use to…

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    1. Yes! Always always return that shopping trolley. Idiots think they can push them out of the way with their car, and then they go crashing into parked cars.

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      1. i laughed at your comment… have you seen the reel where the trolley collector puts all the carts around the car where the person didnt put back the cart… it’s hilarious…

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        1. No I haven’t! 😂

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  12. Once in a blue moon, I spend hours browsing through a warehouse, searching for stuff. The other window shoppers treat it as an activity to while away time. I like the vivid imagery in this poem.

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    1. Hours! You are much more courageous than I am — I have a list, and then I’m in and out as fast as possible. 😂

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  13. perfect description and also very humorous!

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