8.10: A Six Sentence Story

ai image. toilet cubicles with all the doors closed. B&W photo.

The Small Matter at the Aire de la Clermont-Ferrand Rest Stop

The cubicle door springs open with a bang, and a woman emerges; our eyes meet in a flash of mutually accusatory side-eye, wads of loo roll fill both of her hands.

“French toilets,” she drawls with a weary little heaven-tilt of the head, the Texan in her vowels smoothing the words, “you just never know if you’ll be stranded in there or not.”

I smile, glancing down at the icy water still spilling over my hands, and decide silence is the wiser path — “Yeah, s’pose so,” … my internal dialogue kicks a fervent f-bomb that I’ve let slip even that much.

“Oh, I hear an American accent,” she says, pivoting towards me, “Where y’all from?”

“London,” I reply, my tone flat and final.

I don’t ask where she’s from — I don’t care — she’s pilfering enough paper to blot France clean off the map.


Written for Denise’s Six Sentence Stories including the word Fill.   Some artwork is created using Midjourney AI, and is identified as such in the ALT text or captioned. Images are copyright and not to used without permission, which I willingly give when asked, and when not for commercial use. Imagery and poems/prose ©Misky 2006-2025.

23 responses to “8.10: A Six Sentence Story”

  1. TP heist? Much easier to grab full rolls & hide ’em under your jacket. Had to do this once on a particularly bad date…Kiss or tp someone’s house? Easy choice.

    Amusing video!

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    1. That video gave me such a laugh!

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  2. Girl, a real American girl is gonna take the whole damn roll- I know that’s true!

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    1. Public toilets in Europe don’t do rolls, and they’re encased into the wall in such a way that it’s impossible to remove more paper than a perforated sheet or two at a time. An American girl in France (or Italy or Colombia) should bring their own supply! LOL!

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  3. Well…I don’t know whether French air during your recent trip inspired you… but French toilets sure did! 😄

    Excellent video accompaniment.

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    1. Thank you. I always write (or dictate more often than not) when we go on a driving holiday. I think my brain just disconnects from every day nonsense and it focuses on what’s important to me. I’m delighted that you enjoyed the video. It made me laugh.

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    1. Seems so, at least in France, Mimi!

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  4. Sometimes silence is the wiser path. I wonder what she’s going to do with all the TP.

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    1. She’ll use it, Frank, because most people in France carry a little packet of tissue with them because public toilets aren’t regularly restocked with “TP” — and that is, unfortunately, usually the case.

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  5. I am just laughing – too many stories pop into my head about French loos – and other places, like Cuba – I am just running away now!!

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    1. Running is often the operative word — and let’s not talk about the ones with foot plates. When you have an injured arm and a dickie knee, well, it’s darned right tricky!

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  6. you can take the person out of…

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    1. Aye, as in “to the point” 😂

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      1. Yes, that’s what I intended.

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  7. The Bog Roll Burglar strikes again!

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    1. (laughing) And she’s in France!

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  8. Ya know, I agree. Silence was definitely the wiser path 😆

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    1. Yes, almost always. 😊

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