1 July: The Long Way Round

drawing colour pencil and ink, an English village in the evening, rain, houses, streetlights.

Queue Jumping

We’re driving home, the rain is biblical, lashing down. The street seems slicked with resin, and we sit in a queue of cars, red taillights blurring as the wipers squeak across the windscreen.

“At least we don’t have to worry about the hosepipe ban,” I say, “this rain will wash the car, and the garden sure …”

He’s looking in the rear view mirror at a car approaching a bit too fast for comfort. He mumbles something that sounds hyper-derogatory, but I just keep rattling on because that’s what he expects me to do…

“…and the garden sure needs the rain,” I say. I watch water curling on itself and flooding over the manhole cover.

“Why are we just wasting time in this lane?” I ask.
“Because we’re turning left at the roundabout.” It’s one of his side-glances. He looks as bleak as a puritan.

I hesitate, but I have this aching feeling that the four horsemen might ride by any minute, and I’d rather not be in their way, so I say,

“But there’s nobody in the right lane. We could take that lane, keep right, drive all the way round and still take the exit that you want, and avoid this long queue.

He looks at me with unfiltered surprise, and quickly moves into the right lane and into the roundabout.


Words: 227. Written for the Unicorn Challenge . Artwork is created using Midjourney. Imagery and poems ©Misky 2023.

24 responses to “1 July: The Long Way Round”

  1. Back seat driver huh? It’s a long way round Europe… Just joking!

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    1. Sometimes two heads are better than one. 😂

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    1. Good morning, P.

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      1. Morning, Misk, how are you?

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        1. Splendid! I’d admit to nothing less. 😂

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          1. I just had a grocery delivery and while they missed something im portant, they remembered the liquorice!

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            1. Liquorice is a non-negotiable item in our travel snack pack. We never leave home without it. What item did Sainsbury’s, I assume, short you on?

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              1. I have a few bits of mould on the ceilings so I ordered some remover and a brush. The brush will arrive tomorrow but no mould remover! The strange thing is, it didn’t show as unavailable, so it leaves me wondering did I actually add it or not. Anyway I picked some up from eBay instead. Tesco.

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                1. White vinegar (5-8% acidity) works well, and it’s less toxic than bleach solutions. Good for cleaning up grout, too.

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                  1. I’d only have to go out and buy white wine vinegar instead 🤣 This is a man you’re talking to, don’t forget!

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  2. Tut, tut, Misky!
    A frowned-upon manoeuvre beautifully packaged.

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    1. Tut, tut indeed. However, what I omitted was that the car at the front of the very long queue was dead in the water (so to speak), the road was flooding and lightning was cracking overhead, and sitting there seemed foolhardy. 😂

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      1. Laughing here, Misky. It’s mainly frowned upon when others do it. When we do it ourselves it’s just smart thinking!

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  3. You have a real gift for description, Misky.
    I can see the scene so clearly.
    And the relationship between the two as well.
    She seems to have the measure of her man.
    The last line is quite splendid.

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    1. We’ve been together for 50-years, we finish each other’s sentences, and know which buttons to push…or not push. 😂

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      1. That sounds as near to perfection as it’s possible to get. ❤️

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        1. Pretty close, I agree. Thanks for prompt! I’m going offline for most of July, so see you again in August.

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  4. Love it, sis, for so many reasons. Your evocative writing always moves me and your humor is stellar
    I’ve been in that position too many times which is why I now do all the driving. It’s simply better that way.
    Very nicely done, Misky!

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    1. Thank you, Nancy. 🥰❤️

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  5. Great last line, Misky. I’ll miss you in July. You’ll not find out the secret behind Sentient though. Have fun in July. https://rolandyeomans.blogspot.com/2023/07/dark-secrets-of-past-presidents.html

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    1. I’ll try to keep up with reading, but I’ll not be doing much writing or posting on my own blog. Maybe photos. Maybe. Probably not. 😂

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