Do You Wear A Kilt?
Call centres hire men
with soft Scottish accents,
who ask personal questions
that you’ll gladly answer, just to
keep them on the line talking.
©Misky 2022 Shared with #amwriting on Twitter. First published June 2015. Image: AI digital art.
Oh aye!!!!! Irish is good too.
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No way!
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Scot, Schmot I say. I keep robocallers on the line for as long as I can, ask them to repeat themselves 5-6 times, tell then in my best English that no one here speaks English, always confirm my address as 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, etc., etc., etc… But they just keep calling
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Unsolicated calls – well, that’s a different animal entirely. My scotsman is at the bank’s call centre.
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