A dVerse Drinker

Un Goût de Paris

You see,
my mother only wore one perfume.
I don’t count Avon’s Skin-So-Soft ‘cause
Mum used that as an insect repellent,
although to me it smelled like a toilet
freshener in my Aunt Suzy’s outhouse.
Anyway, Mum wore “Evening in Paris” –
Dad always gave her a bottle at Christmas.

Now,
my little sister, who had just discovered
she could crawl out of her crib by herself,
and needn’t scream like a banshee until
Mum retrieved her and carried her off
like a limp sack of potatoes, also loved
the gallic scent of “Evening in Paris”.

Anyway,
one afternoon, she escaped her crib,
when she was meant to be napping,
and found Mum’s “Evening in Paris”
in the bathroom. Some of it she
poured on the floor, but most of it,
she poured straight down her throat.
That’s the closest she ever got to Paris.

 

 

for dVerse: A Drink on the House

12 responses to “A dVerse Drinker”

  1. Yikes!! That’s a nasty drink experience.

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    1. Kids do dumb things; she still alive and kicking.

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  2. Oh dear. That AND your mom had to smell like Aunt Suzy’s outhouse until next Christmas.

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  3. Beverly Crawford avatar
    Beverly Crawford

    What a wonderful liberal drink of humor you’ve given us this Tuesday. I’m chuckling !!

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  4. I’ll drink to that…but I won’t drink it! Thank you for sharing a childhood memory poetically.

    Cheers,

    Mark

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  5. Yikes!

    “I don’t count Avon’s Skin-So-Soft ‘cause
    Mum used that as an insect repellent” … Mine too. 🙂

    This is my favorite section of your poem:

    “needn’t scream like a banshee until
    Mum retrieved her and carried her off
    like a limp sack of potatoes, also loved
    the gallic scent of Evening in Paris”

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  6. I hope drinking that stuff didn’t hurt her. I also used Skin-so-soft as an insect repellent.

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  7. Ouch… but I guess there are worse things a kid may drink… Lamp oil for instance.

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    1. Did you drink lamp oil? As a toddler I loved the taste of bar soap.

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  8. OH my. Bet it didn’t become her favorite perfume!

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    1. I think they discontinued Evening in Paris many years ago.

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