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dVerse’d Limericks

Bricked

There was bricklayer from Surrey
who mistook ice cream flurry
for mortar, and as the sun shone
and he talked on his phone,
the mortar melted in a hurry.

dVerse Does Limericks

Misky

Apr 27, 2017

dVerse, Poetic Forms, Poetry

humour, limericks

17 responses to “dVerse’d Limericks”

jillys2016

Apr 27, 2017 at 8:55 pm

Adorable, the imagery here 🙂

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frankhubeny

Apr 27, 2017 at 9:11 pm

Very nice nonsense. I’d probably be eating the mortar. It made me wonder if that house Hansel and Gretel found in the forest had ice cream in it.

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1. Misky
  
  Apr 27, 2017 at 9:26 pm
  
  One does wonder!
  
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whimsygizmo

Apr 27, 2017 at 10:34 pm

Love this, Misky!

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Victoria C. Slotto

Apr 27, 2017 at 11:00 pm

Yummy mortar. Another fun one.

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Beverly Crawford

Apr 27, 2017 at 11:20 pm

Ah, wotta waste of perfectly good ice cream! Very clever!

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Just Barry

Apr 27, 2017 at 11:42 pm

At least it didn’t attract ants! Amusing and whimsical words.

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Waltermarks

Apr 28, 2017 at 12:09 am

Wow, I wonder what happened when his ice cream settled in his tummy. Be hard to pass that treat. Very funny.

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Sabio Lantz

Apr 28, 2017 at 1:44 am

Cute — interesting break in the flow

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Kathy Reed

Apr 28, 2017 at 2:32 am

Great take on the prompt! At first I was hungry for ice cream 😉

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kim881

Apr 28, 2017 at 6:58 am

I think I might know him, Misky!

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Björn Rudberg (brudberg)

Apr 28, 2017 at 10:59 am

A Londoner working as porter
was mixing his ice-cream and mortar
so when he got sick
his feces were bricks
but his house is the best in the quarter

Had to turn it around a bit.

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1. Misky
  
  Apr 28, 2017 at 11:00 am
  
  Giggling…
  
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Bryan Ens

Apr 28, 2017 at 12:34 pm

Lovely bit of humour here!

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Charley

Apr 28, 2017 at 11:24 pm

Hmmm. I think I’ve seen that contractor’s work. Fun!

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purplepeninportland

Apr 29, 2017 at 3:16 am

Clever work, Misk!

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1. Nan Mykel
  
  Apr 29, 2017 at 3:01 pm
  
  Hope he didn’t have a whole bucket of flurry! Funny…
  
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